The Easter bunny has nothing to do with easter. Nothing. I bet people don’t even know where the whole “paint a egg different colors hide it and go find it” came from. Well it’s a pagan ritual. They used to paint women bodies in different colors & they would hide them and then men would findem & fertilize the “egg”. In other words…they was playing “hide & go get it” and yall got kids in church of all places looking for eggs & shit . Oh…and the rabbit is the pagan symbol for fertility with furthers the point that the damn Easter bunny ain’t got shit to do with Easter. Figured I’d get that off my chest.
Drops mic…steps off soap box. (the crowd goes wild)